Banana Peels

Joshua: "Mom!!!"

 

Joshua: "Hey Mooooooooommmmm!!"

 

Me: "Yes Joshua?"

 

Joshua: "Just in case you ever see a banana peel that looks like this.. don't step on it!!"

 

Me: "Why not?"

 

Joshua: "Because if you do, you will slip on it and bust your hiney."

 

Me: "That only happens in cartoon."

 

Joshua: "Nuhh uhh."

 

Me: "Yes, only on TV."

 

Joshua: "Ok Mom, I will tell you what. I can put my banana peel on the floor and you step on it and we will see if it works."

 

Me: "Uhhh... We don't put banana peels on the floor."

 

Joshua: "I will put it right here."

 

Me: "No, I just mopped."

 

Joshua: "But how are we going to know if I am right?"

 

Me: "Your right. Your so smart. I love you."

 

 

 

DEFEATED... for the sake of not having to mop...