These are the funny things he says.
July 4, 2011 - "Lemons (ladies) and Gennaman (gentlemen). Welcome to the show!"
July 3, 2011 - Singing 'Big Green Tractor' by Jason Aldean.. he sings... "I'll take you for a ride on my Green Big Tractor. It goes slow. It goes faster. Take you the pasture."
April 27, 2011 - "We have to clean it good. It has to be clean as a wistle" (Whistle)
April 6, 2011 - After tripping over another kid on the playground and falling into the mulch... Joshua was screaming out to everyone.. "I BROKE MY EYE!! OH NO!! I BROKE MY EYE!!"
April 6, 2011 - "Mom can I have nemenems (M&Ms) for breakfast.. please!.. PLEASE!!!"
April 5, 2011 - "Mom, I want to do Easter stuff." ... whatever 'Easter' stuff is.
April 4, 2011 - "Mom and Dad, can I show you my office?" ... we said 'yes' and he takes us on a road trip to a part of Baytown we had never been.. it was kinda cool.
March 16, 2011 - Our neighbor Cole picked up a rock and put it his mouth. Cole's mother Alyson said, "Stop that Cole, we don't eat rocks." Then she looked at Joshua and asked, "Do you eat rocks?" Joshua replied, "No we have food at my Mommy's house, I don't need to eat rocks."
March 8, 2011 - Says "Yes Maam" to everyone.. even Daddy.
March 8, 2011 - Joshua calls Chick Fil A... "Chicken Lay."
February 28, 2011 - I went to go pick him up at school and he says, "Nice to see you Mom."
February 5, 2011 - Calls the computer.. "The Pooter."
January 18, 2011 - After finding a package of pull ups that I bought him, he proceeds to ask me... "Mama, you bought me Big Boy PANTIES?" ... You should of seen the look on John's face and how quick he was to explain to him that boys wear underware.
January 13, 2011 - "I don't want to go here to eat. I don't want to eat turtle." He says this as we pull into the Tortuga parking lot. Tortuga is a mexican restaurant and their logo is a sea turtle.
October 2010 - Instead of saying "I don't like it".. he says.. "I can't like it."