The report from school today was that Joshua bit 3 kids.
Yes. 3 Kids.
Teachers Version: Joshua bit his friend on the shoulder and it broke the skin and drew blood. The other two times, he was caught in the act.. about to bite, but was corrected and stopped before his teeth hit the skin.
Joshua's Version: I bit Ryan. I bit Ryan because he threw pudding at me. I don't like it when Ryan throws pudding at me, so I bite Ryan. He won't throw pudding at me again. I want to go back to school to tell Ryan I am sorry. (John tells him school is closed for the day.) NOOOOOO!! I want to go back now! I want to go back and tell Ryan I am sorry for biting.
We didn't even bother asking him about the other two...